Saturday, March 14, 2009

Do Not WATCHMEN...


*SPOILER ALERT* If you haven't seen this yet...I might just ruin it for ya.


I had high hopes for this movie. Unfortunately they were never met. I love me a good superhero movie....but, this was pretty gay. It started out pretty good, but then...it got long and lame. By the end of the movie I was ready to kick that broke ass Batman, and Super Ho myself. And don't get me started on the blue man....OH...Hell to the No! Why does this movie have so many scenes with a bright blue naked neon man? I really do not need to see a neon blue penis...EVER. Especially for like 3 hours. That...and Ras-Trent and his girlfriend whispering behind me the whole movie pretty much ruined it for me. Yeah I will talk during a movie, but having a whole whispering philosophical conversation is just rude. I would rather be back in the hood movie theater with the guy talking on the phone next to me, or the ghetto commentary...at least that's entertaining.

Anyway....I give this movie 1 neon blue penis down.

The Dark Knight was waaay better.





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